I was still cut open on the operating table! Logically, I reasoned, the airiness of my outfit would keep my vag healthy and happy.
I donned a teeny tiny bralette and a sequined pencil skirt to hide my panty-less state and show off my exquisite breasts.
As an avid thong wearer, if I had been wearing panties it would have made little difference; the whole shopping center would have witnessed the entirety of my ass crack either way.
Black halter leotard and black harem pants — it's probably no surprise to you that this entire outfit is American Apparel.